OH MY GOD.

PEOPLE. THIS IS IMPORTANT. SKIP THIS AND YOU'LL DIE.

REALLY.

YOU'LL DIE.

Fine,maybe not. But you'll suffer a really bad case of diarrhea or stomach poisoning or both.

Okay, remember that indian stall in canteen? The one that sells prata,noodles and bryani? [obviously you guys do cos it's the only farking stall that's indian. No offense]Earlier today, my friends were eating bryani. I did eat bryani but it was at 1030. i dont know what time she ate it. Probably later. ANYWAY, she was eating and guess what?

SHE FOUND A COCKROACH IN HER RICE.

Yup people, you read right. A cockroach. DEAD. With all the germs and god knows what....

And can you believe it that i ALSO ate bryani that morning???? I felt like puking and scratching my tounge with the roughest brush i could find and sulphuric acid.

That will be like the last time i eat from that stall. SHEESH. DAMMIT. Now i got nowhere to eat

Muslim noodle stall: Disgusting
Muslim rice stall: RIP OFF
Indian stall: UNHYGIENIC.

But then again, you guys can pretend nothing happen and eat from there. Your choice.

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