I received this email from my secondary school friend and i HAD to share it with you guys. Since majority of 08S15 are GUYS...Nevermind. Just read on.
The problem with GUYS
If you TREAT him too nicely,he says you are IN LOVE with him.
If you DONT, he says you're PROUD.
If you DRESS nicely, he says you are trying to LURE him
If you DONT, he says you're RURAL[kampung style]
If you ARGUE with him, he says you are STUBBORN
If you keep QUIET, he says you have NO BRAINS
If you are SMARTER than him, he'll LOSE FACE
If he's SMARTER than YOU, he's GREAT
If you dont love him, he'll try to POSSESS you
If you do, he will try to LEAVE you
If you dont make love to him, he says you dont love him
IF you DO MAKE LOVE, he says you're CHEAP
If you tell him your problems, he says you're TROUBLESOME
If you dont, he says you dont TRUST HIM
If you scold him, you're acting like his nanny
If he SCOLDS you, it's because he CARES
If you smoke, You're a BAD GIRL
If he smokes, he's a GENTLEMAN
If you do well in exams, he says IT'S LUCK
If he does well in exams, it's BRAINS
If you hurt him, You're CRUEL
If he hurts you, you're just BEING SENSITIVE
I had a laugh with this. Whether this is true for you guys, i'm not really sure but i hope not! But one thing for sure, the above statements APPLIES for majority of the male population.
sheda