Thought i could share with you guys these TEN loser laws of life. In WHich failure to comply with these rules could lead you to success and happiness in life.

If you still need further intepretation on these laws, do not fear to ask any literature students. [You guys should be able to understand these laws, it's logical enough]

Thus,

THE TEN LOSER LAWS OF LIFE

1. YOU JUST MAKE IT UP AS YOU GO ALONG
--> There are no rules you can live by

2. IT'S WRITTEN IN THE STARS
-->For $4.95 a minute, you can hear about your future

3. THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT
-->How to ignore things that make you tick

4. DENIAL IS REALLY A RIVER IN EGYPT
-->How to avoid change by avoiding the problem

5. BE PATIENT; LIFE WILL ALWAYS DELIVER
-->How to look out the window and hope it goes your way

6. LIFE IS WHAT IT IS
-->How to accept what you dont want

7. GET IT RIGHT ONCE AND YOU ARE HOME FREE
-->How to coast from the top of the hill

8. PEOPLE ARE WHAT THEY ARE
-->How to accept crummy relationships

9. GET EVEN THROUGH GRUDGES
-->You are just mad and tehre is nothing anybody can do about it

10. LIVE LUCKY
-->How to sit on the shore and hope your ship to come in



I hope you guys do not follow these rules. If you happen to subconciously apply one of these rules to your life, There is still time to change.

sheda